Retired Businessperson Mugs

"For heaven's sake! You're retired. Give it up!"

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Bo're'droom

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

"Mr. Johnson, Bob is kicking me under the table!"

I'm a self-made man!

SALE

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

"They've given me the Lion's share of budgetary constraints."

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

"Listen to everybody's opinions? Please, we're not that desperate."

'There will be no raises this year since the state now has a lottery.'

"Tell the vice presidents they've downsized enough."

"It's confusing when everybody has a pointer."

"I've told you why I need a dog. Now suppose you tell me what makes you think you might be that dog."

Man running in a hamster wheel

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.