Retail Therapy Lover Prints

Temporarily closed to rethink our concept.

'I'm not sure what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"So ... anyone here not been out Black Friday Shopping?"

Mammon Stores R and D - "Brainstorm is working on trying to discover the shopoholic gene."

"Costco."

'You know what the country's most popular sport is?'

'Whenever I'm down in the dumps I buy myself a new pair of shoes.'

It's customary to at least BUY something before you take all our pennies.

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

"Ooh, I need this!"

'Autumn collection' clothes fallen off rails like leaves

Man looking at 'real' jeans sizes.

'I've come home on time, and within a revised budget.'

"Don't knock materialism. It's the only shared value keeping the society together."

'You got off lightly dad. Today it's early closing!'

Retail store: 'put this on and shut up!'

Legless man shopping for coats modelled by legless mannequin.

Last Chance for Everything.

"I'll take three dozen bottles."

'Oh, stop moaning- I warned you when we first met that I came with baggage.'

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

A young couple selects items from a shop.

Shopaholic

'He's returning the Madeira because it's maderized.'

"This tie is too tight...!"

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

ANTIQUES: Buyers and Lookers

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

"Don't tell me. . . you're trying to stimulate the economy all by yourself!!"

"I hope you enjoyed shopping at our store! Have a nice day! I hope you enjoyed shopping at our store! Have a nice..."

This one rolls a smidgen better....

"You always say, money doesn't make you happy. So I bought some things with it that make me happy!"

Store for Lease - Rodeo Drive

Are you joining our shop-in to rescue endangered teen clothing stores? No. I'm busy. Save our mall! Too busy to save the environment? How does shopping help? Nice jeans! Hideous bag! That's so last year's skirt. See? A healthy retail eco-system sustains social life as we know it.

Self-Checkout.