Retail Therapy Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Surprise! It's my birthday."

"Fill out this survey and tell us how great we are and Randy won't follow you home."

Good customer service.

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

'My wife's a Keynesian - she's always spending herself out of depressions.'

"Can you estimate how much money you'll need for your mid-life crisis?"

'Look, another Now Available store is opening! Maybe yo could get a job there. They seem to be opening stores all over town!'

A Street in the Philosophy District

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

"Look, I'm going to need a better description. It so happens a LOT of people have lost their innocence in the past few years!"

"Don't blame me, it was you who suggested meeting outside of a shoe shop."

"I need a teeny tiny handbag so I don't have to stow away my husband's wallet, phone and reading glasses."

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

Big Al's Sporting Goods...Stress management consultant on duty!

"Bring on the cold weather - my credit card is already dangerously over-heated."

"Would you mind telling me what customers who bought this item also bought?"

"Take all the time you need, but be advised due to supply chain issues and rising inflation the price may be adjusted accordingly."

'There are some very persuasive salespeople out there.'

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

"Agnes has singlehand decided to save the global economy!"

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

"I'm thinking something in a cheddar."

'How am I going to pay for all this stuff?'

'You shop we drop.'

'Dear valued customer, due to your lack of discipline and total disregard for your credit limit, you're the customer of the month.'

'Oh my gosh, what are you doing giving out our credit card information online?!!!!'

"How do you get some help around here?"

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

Service with a Smile - Subject to Availability

Buying expensive, impractical shoes may help to relieve depression.

"There was a half price sale so I was able to buy twice as much."

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

'Every time the clerk asked 'paper or card' I chose my credit card.'

"If it's any consolation, spending all that money shopping made me feel a lot better."

'You're the first person to ask for a shopping hour in addition to a lunch hour.'