Retail Therapy Adventurer Pillows

"Arr...Here must be the spto where the treasure's buried! Start diggin'!"

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Cut Price

'She's so put together!'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"How was work?"

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

Myths and legends...

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"Do you do much walking?"

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

Kensington Fluffies

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'