Retail Shopper Prints

'Do you have any magazines in my size?'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Cut Price

A women in a shoeshop.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

"I shop, therefore I am."

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"Everything's gone up."

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

Self-Checkout.

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

Irregulars

'But I think shopping three times a week is more than enough exercise!'

'In the war against full price, we are winning...'

Fashion Mistake.

"Come back to bed. You know sleep deprivation lowers your sales resistance."