Retail Shop Owner T-Shirts

"Gone fishing for a small-business loan"

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

The Dorrie Decimal System

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

Cut Price

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

Shop struggles to sell books about recession: '90 per cent off on all credit crunch books' (Titles incluude: Beat the Crunch! Who's to Blame? We're all Doomed!)

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

"International best seller! It's just a squirrel."

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

Rodin's Browser

'Perhaps Sallie had made her bookshop too comfortable'

Author of 'The Big Pop-up Book' popping up out of a folding table.

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Sale.

Self Help / Elf Help.

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'I'll take it!'

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

Bookshop: Unpopular Economics

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'