Retail Salesperson Prints

'We're doing whatever we can to stimulate more retail sales.'

'When it does, deliver it to this address.'

"Help the poor kids or help the poor workers,poor stockholders, poor venture captialists..."

Are you certain it is Kate Middletons actual wedding dress...'

Mister Pretty Shoes

"I want my money back, please. That GPS you sold me isn't worth squat."

'This is our new line of PCs from the Komodo Islands. As you can see, each one comes complete with a 36-inch monitor.'

"On, off, dumb, dumber."

Fashion for dummies.

'What do you think?'

"It's got the most insignificant little chip, but otherwise it's perfect..."

Clues.

"Honey, we can order the new car! Here comes our best customer again!"

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

"I'm sure we'll have something to suit your pocket."

"Would you like something by an over promoted high-price athlete or a nobody from Jersey?"

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

Killer Executive Suits.

Larry's used art

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'

"The data looks good, sir, but the vibes are mucho heavioso."

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."