Retail Fan Prints

The eskimo lottery...

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

The Da Vinci Cod

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

I love Museum Shops

You're my Venus

'This Mouse is going to be huge!'

'The service is so much better when you dress as royalty.'

"When we asked you to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Michaelangelo, we were hoping you'd snazz it up."

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

Rembrandt's Selfies

"Another selfie, Rembrandt?"

Hole Sale

Hooks R Us.

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

Men and Women's changing rooms

What's your returns policy on faulty goods?

"It's funny. . . I know it's the renaissance, but I keep writing dark ages on my checks!"

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

Thomas Wyatt

Ye Olde FIgure-Drawing Classe

"Where did this thing come from? It's a major trip hazard if you ask me!"

Winter Sale

'And that's Mr. Clarke - bottle of Pinot Grigio, every Friday, 4:45 p.m.'

"What if we try for a very subtle smile?"

Wal-Mart Bank of Canada.

New Shoes.

Man pushes stalled car off railroad track just in time! (sort of)

Woman shopping for stress relief devices

Leonardo da Vinci's cat.

Accident