Retail Experience Explorer Mugs

'We believe in treating all our customers as individuals...this, for example, is individual no 76/KLC/PO/2387A.'

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

Unusual Offers

"I'm part of the problem and loving it!"

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

Eager to get back out but want to limit your exposure? Come to Barry's barbershop, restaurant, gym 'n cinema.

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

"You get one every time you order something online."

'We've got a 50 inch hd lcd 3d t.v with 200 channels and there's nothing on.'

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

Sign on a sale bin at a bookstore that reads "Latte-Damaged Books".

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

Man asking what is a stall at the opera

Pick & Buy Online.

'We were made for each other...we hate the same TV shows.'

"I have to confess a sin, Preacher. I went premarital shopping."

"Guys, guys! He's pointing at me! This is great, I've never been picked first before!"

Plane Yogurt.

"Do you have these apples in green?"

What You Came In For In The First Place And Forgot Aisle.

'Mother and child buying cereal.'

Awkward customers.