Retail Experience Explorer Mugs

'We believe in treating all our customers as individuals...this, for example, is individual no 76/KLC/PO/2387A.'

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

Unusual Offers

"I'm part of the problem and loving it!"

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

Eager to get back out but want to limit your exposure? Come to Barry's barbershop, restaurant, gym 'n cinema.

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

Sign on a sale bin at a bookstore that reads "Latte-Damaged Books".

'We've got a 50 inch hd lcd 3d t.v with 200 channels and there's nothing on.'

Death Of A Salesman. Playhouse. I hear they updated it to include internet shopping.

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

"You get one every time you order something online."

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

Man asking what is a stall at the opera

Plane Yogurt.

'We were made for each other...we hate the same TV shows.'

Pick & Buy Online.

"Guys, guys! He's pointing at me! This is great, I've never been picked first before!"

"I have to confess a sin, Preacher. I went premarital shopping."

"Do you have these apples in green?"

What You Came In For In The First Place And Forgot Aisle.

'Mother and child buying cereal.'