Resurrection Tales Prints

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Foster failure

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

'That sure was a disaster of a first date!'

'Robert's been very jumpy lately.'

'Morning, Guys! Did someone say, 'Rise and shine'?

"I should be mad, but that was an impressive hack."

'Palestine? -- We were hoping for someplace further AWAY than that.'

The true story of how David brought down Goliath.

"Well, that's one in the eye for doubting Thomas!"

'Sure, I did all that stuff once, but this is the NEW me.'

'Tell the children I was swallowed by a whale...'

'Don't worry about us Noah - we'll dine 'a la carte'...'

"I feel peculiar about having wings. In life, I was a chicken farmer."

Stranded - stones spell out SOB.

"Adam, it's the boys. You've got to do something about their fighting! I swear someday one of them is going to kill the other one!"

'Actually, some of it does trickle up ...'

"What do you mean 'Gluten-free'?"

Scrooge

Jesus as a child discovers one of His many peculiarities.

Noah's Ark - Two hedgehogs get squashed by larger animals whilst leaving the ark.

Was Jonah being swallowed by the whale just another way of saying his company was taken over by a conglomerate?

'James, Simon, wake up... ...the Master is sleep-healing again.'

'We'll wait for the next one.'

'There are no dinosaurs because they arrived late at Noah's Ark and were placed on standby.'

'Adam was okay, but I'd like the next project to be more user-friendly.'

"Sorry God but the wife has doing a cabinet."

'I'll have to put you on a waiting list - The birth rate is way down.'

Alphabetically, thank you.