Resume Revivalist Prints

'Congratulations graduates. We are here to help with your resume preparation and unemployment insurance applications.'

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"Yes, we do accept resumes online, but there's more to it than giving me your computer with your resume on it."

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

Your resume begins Once Upon A Time...I like that!

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'You've spelt 'C.V.' wrongly.'

"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one."

"Well, your CV certainly contains some very impressive name dropping."

Resume Dumpers

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

'If we were in the Renaissance, we'd be painting nativity scenes right now.'

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

Innovate or die.

'It's official. We replace the words worn-out, old-fashion, and obsolete with classic, vintage and retro.'

Mick Jagger.

"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device."

'I have never seen a resume prepared in pastels and oil paint. How long have you been unemployed?'

'He's a square!'

How Gary got his groove back.

Michelangelo's David

'Let's give it a whirl. Swing is back!'

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

Your performance since you came here suggests you may have lied on your resume.

"So the rumors are true-1967 is making a comeback."

Don't make me look! How do you like my prom dress? Don't make me look! Chill, dad, it's Nana's old dress. It isn't revealing, Honey. It's no the old dress. It's my old little girl I can't look at!

Old songs made new

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."