Resume Innovator Prints

"Impressive. I've never seen a resume done completely in emojis."

I think you'll appreciate my resume. It's printed on a fridge magnet.

"OK, OK, you got in to see me. I'll read your resume!"

"Tattooing your resume on your back is a little odd, but what bothers me is that I'm unable to read it due to all the hair."

"Wow, I've never heard of a karaoke resume before!"

"I'm perfect for the screenwriter's job. And if you don't like my résumé, I've got 12 more with alternative endings!"

"I've never seen a resume that's entirely made up of emojis. Let me take a few moments to decode it."

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

Evolution.

Empty box of ideas

Eureka!

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."

"I can carry more pollen back to the hive that way..."

"This resumé has the kind of sizzle we're looking for."

'I've found a way to improve on light beer!'

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

"#BeCurious"

Game changing

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

"I like this Carl, you've come up with more solutions than we have problems."

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

' A new idea '

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

Man is successfully leaping over chasm.

Do not think outside the box!

'I think and work spectacularly well either inside or outside the box.'

Kiwi Ingenuity

'I like the part of your resume where you didn't ask for a raise for 10 years.'

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

No, no, Grok, we love your creative voice! Ort is just here to do a little punch-up.