"We do value optimism here, but nobody is going to be influenced by happy faces in the margins of your resume."
Resume Artisan Prints
Decorate their studio or workspace with prints that honor the artistry and dedication of resume artisans—beautifully designed to inspire and motivate.
"We've gleaned all we need to know about you from the internet, but we'll keep your resume as a great example of creative writing."
boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger
Shoe Shine/Lace Tie
"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."
'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'
'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'
"Yes, we do accept resumes online, but there's more to it than giving me your computer with your resume on it."
Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.
"Take the off this minute, young lady."
From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor
Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.
'You've spelt 'C.V.' wrongly.'
'I like the part of your resume where you didn't ask for a raise for 10 years.'
"Nice touch." - Resume playing music.
Luthier
A potter paints a barcode on a pot.
From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor
About the potter.
PERSONNEL, 'Any awards or honors OTHER than being the valedictorian of your remedial class?'
"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."
"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."
Your performance since you came here suggests you may have lied on your resume.
Pottery Slam
"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."
"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."
'Let me start by saying I wish I had your imagination...'
'A resume painted in oils on canvas? How long have you been out of work?'
Craft Show: Earth & Martianware.
Artisanal Pottery
Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer
Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple
"A vibrant imagination is an excellent quality for the job...but not the CV."
'My tutor kindly agreed to help!'
'I ran into a whittler.'
Resume Artisan Prints Collection
Resume Artisan Mugs
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Resume Artisan Pillows
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Resume Artisan T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that celebrate creative craftsmanship—ideal for artisans who wear their passion on their sleeve.