Resume Architect Pillows

At last he was ready to plug into online job search.

'We're quite impressed with your enthusiasm.' 'YES!!'

'We like your resume and wish to buy the movie rights.'

'By golly, you've erected a whole new skill set.'

'There are probably hundreds of people out there who could have the job but I think we've got the right person.'

"Your resume says SOB, tell me more about that."

"You should hire me now, before my skills completely deteriorate."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

Hollywood Sign Developers

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

'C'mon get it straight.'

'Hmph. College kids.'

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

Pipe Dream.

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

Sales chart is buildings in background.

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"