Restroom Roulette Fan Mugs

Women's Synchronized Peeing

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Dead Funny

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

Juggler and Illusionist

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

Clown walks balloon dog

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

'OK Johnson, coffee break is over.'

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

'Never forget, Sweetheart, it's my low comedy that keeps you in high fashion!'

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

Man on psychiatrist's couch: 'It was a cry for help, really - I tried to slash my wrists with rollerblades.'

"Whaddya mean Happy Hour is over?!"

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

"My guess is you've been telling too many sick jokes."

'You do make me laugh, Ron, but a relationship can't survive on laughter alone.'

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

'Yup...you've got em' alright. And they brought their circus, too.'