Restroom Etiquette Enthusiast Prints

"Dang. Them toilets are small."

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

Office computer: 'Thank you for not using me for personal business.'

I've got a new theory, Randy, and it's going to shock the world. Why? Because it's pretty much irrefutable. You know how when you're in the bathroom, it feels like five minutes have passed … but to those waiting to use it, it feels like forever? Yes … And you know how when you're at the event horizon of a black hole, five minutes to you actually is forever to the rest of the universe? ... I think we'd better alert Neil Degrasse Tyson. I call it the Time Toilation Theory.

'Manners are the noises you don't make while you eat.'

'And remember, lady, down here the toilet seat stays up!'

A couple with dog look at restroom signs of a man, a woman, and a fire hydrant.

Life's choices (Tampons and Chocolate).

"Can I help you?"

"Your desk is in here now. After all, it's where you spend most of the working day!"

They put their hands under me so I'll blow hot air. They put their hands under me so I'll run water. You don't want to know what they put in front of me so I'll flush.

"In my day men waited till they did some damage to their kidneys before they relieved themselves."

"You ain't gitting on this train until I git off first."

"I didn't mind the panel interview, but I got creeped out by the group hug at the end."

Toilets of Tuscany Tour

"The barking ... it has to stop."

Hell's Restrooms.

"OK, gotta go...hey, why is everyone at my table singing the Hallelujah chorus?"

Man uses encyclopaedia to try to decipher trendy signs for toilets in pub: pens and cobs

'I used four tubes of ultra-super-glue on the seat. Now let's see you leave it up.'

"You left the toilet seat up again!"

"Instead of chasing them like a madman, just ask the squirrels if they’d like to play with you."

Did you take the last cup and not make another pot?

These toilets are regularly checked by a member of staff.

Yin Yang bathrooms.

'How do I feel? Right now I feel relieved!'

Toilet 'Thinking Area.'

Tuesday Afternoon at the Osaka No-Tell Motel

"There's another brown balloon floating in the toilet! Darn it, Barbara, I'm tired of telling you to flush!"

All Are Welcome To Use This Restroom - Just Don't Stink The Place Up.

"So THAT is why you don't sit and flush!"

A Sign Your Job Search is Getting Desparate.

Hand Drier