Restroom Etiquette Enthusiast Prints

"Dang. Them toilets are small."

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

Office computer: 'Thank you for not using me for personal business.'

'Manners are the noises you don't make while you eat.'

'And remember, lady, down here the toilet seat stays up!'

A couple with dog look at restroom signs of a man, a woman, and a fire hydrant.

Life's choices (Tampons and Chocolate).

"Can I help you?"

"In my day men waited till they did some damage to their kidneys before they relieved themselves."

"Your desk is in here now. After all, it's where you spend most of the working day!"

"You ain't gitting on this train until I git off first."

"I didn't mind the panel interview, but I got creeped out by the group hug at the end."

Toilets of Tuscany Tour

"The barking ... it has to stop."

"OK, gotta go...hey, why is everyone at my table singing the Hallelujah chorus?"

"Instead of chasing them like a madman, just ask the squirrels if they’d like to play with you."

Man uses encyclopaedia to try to decipher trendy signs for toilets in pub: pens and cobs

"You left the toilet seat up again!"

Did you take the last cup and not make another pot?

'I used four tubes of ultra-super-glue on the seat. Now let's see you leave it up.'

These toilets are regularly checked by a member of staff.

Hand Drier

"So THAT is why you don't sit and flush!"

Tuesday Afternoon at the Osaka No-Tell Motel

'How do I feel? Right now I feel relieved!'

A Sign Your Job Search is Getting Desparate.

"There's another brown balloon floating in the toilet! Darn it, Barbara, I'm tired of telling you to flush!"

All Are Welcome To Use This Restroom - Just Don't Stink The Place Up.

Toilet 'Thinking Area.'

Yin Yang bathrooms.