Restroom Enthusiasts Mugs

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

The Tragedy of Prosperity

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

"Our staff here at the practice believe in 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration, so I had these showers installed."

'I already had one bath today! You want my skin to wear out?'

"The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber with the second bathroom saved our marriage."

A couple with dog look at restroom signs of a man, a woman, and a fire hydrant.

(No caption. Astronaut on the the moon looks at an outhouse with a picture of the Earth where the crescent moon would be.)

Pete's trying to groom himself"

'I'm gonna go.... Where no cow has gone before!'

'Let's all practice bug control.'

"Skip the job description and tell me how clean and well-lighted your bathrooms are!"

Restroom in the stadium has goal toilet fresheners.

'Have you considered a second bathroom?'

'Hey, hey, hey! What are you forgetting, Waller?'

'I came for the $1.99 seafood buffet--I'm staying for the restrooms.'

'It's perfect! An indoor bathroom! How did you know?'

Dracula cleaning the neck before biting his victim.

Luxury Lavatories - The Home of Qualitative Easing

'Starting tomorrow, out new Health and Safety policy dictates that we must provide individually sealed brandy rations...'

Toilets of Tuscany Tour

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

New Power Shower!

Ugh

"Faux wood grain towel dispensers, matching toilet plunbers, herb scented urinal cakes, where's it all end, Stan?"

Gents

This toilet is thoroughly cleaned once a week. Sadly it's tomorrow.

Employees must wash hands.

'It has three bathrooms and not one set of scales.'

She had an impressive collection of hotel toiletries.

'I've got concerns about the cleanliness of your kitchen!'

"Frank's trying to outreach to people who only come to the library to use the washroom!"