Restroom Enthusiasts Mugs

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

The Tragedy of Prosperity

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

"Our staff here at the practice believe in 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration, so I had these showers installed."

'I already had one bath today! You want my skin to wear out?'

"The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber with the second bathroom saved our marriage."

Pete's trying to groom himself"

A couple with dog look at restroom signs of a man, a woman, and a fire hydrant.

'I'm gonna go.... Where no cow has gone before!'

'Let's all practice bug control.'

"Skip the job description and tell me how clean and well-lighted your bathrooms are!"

'Have you considered a second bathroom?'

Restroom in the stadium has goal toilet fresheners.

'Hey, hey, hey! What are you forgetting, Waller?'

'I came for the $1.99 seafood buffet--I'm staying for the restrooms.'

Dracula cleaning the neck before biting his victim.

'It's perfect! An indoor bathroom! How did you know?'

Luxury Lavatories - The Home of Qualitative Easing

Toilets of Tuscany Tour

'Starting tomorrow, out new Health and Safety policy dictates that we must provide individually sealed brandy rations...'

Gents

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

"Faux wood grain towel dispensers, matching toilet plunbers, herb scented urinal cakes, where's it all end, Stan?"

New Power Shower!

This toilet is thoroughly cleaned once a week. Sadly it's tomorrow.

Employees must wash hands.

She had an impressive collection of hotel toiletries.

'It has three bathrooms and not one set of scales.'

"Frank's trying to outreach to people who only come to the library to use the washroom!"

'I've got concerns about the cleanliness of your kitchen!'

His and Hers