Restaurant Reviewer Satire Mugs

Treat the restaurant reviewer to a mug that’s as sharp and witty as their critiques. Our funny, satirical drinkware adds humor to their coffee or tea ritual while celebrating their culinary adventures.

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... Harold at the stomach pump.

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"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad." mockup

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

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"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?" mockup

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

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"War is hell and so is this soup." mockup

"War is hell and so is this soup."

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'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

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'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.' mockup

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

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"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified." mockup

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

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"How fresh is the calamari?"

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Your lobster was off!

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"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!" mockup

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

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'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!' mockup

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

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"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."

"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us." mockup

"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."

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"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum." mockup

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

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'It's my favorite.'

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'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

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'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.' mockup

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

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'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.' mockup

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

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"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!" mockup

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

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"Your meal sounded nice."

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"We'll start with the appetizer, move on to the entree, and then finish up with dessert."

"We'll start with the appetizer, move on to the entree, and then finish up with dessert." mockup

"We'll start with the appetizer, move on to the entree, and then finish up with dessert."

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"All dishes marked with an asterisk are served with sarcasm. . ."

"All dishes marked with an asterisk are served with sarcasm. . ." mockup

"All dishes marked with an asterisk are served with sarcasm. . ."

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"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!" mockup

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

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"I think we'll pass up the Château Mouton-Rothschild '34."

"I think we'll pass up the Château Mouton-Rothschild '34." mockup

"I think we'll pass up the Château Mouton-Rothschild '34."

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Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup mockup

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

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"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!" mockup

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

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"I can't hurry when ordering. There's a lot of ecological geopolitics involved here."

"I can't hurry when ordering. There's a lot of ecological geopolitics involved here." mockup

"I can't hurry when ordering. There's a lot of ecological geopolitics involved here."

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Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh." mockup

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

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"Can I interest you in a great white?" mockup

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

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"This deserves an Instagram photo. Would you mind taking a picture of someone washing the dishes when I'm done?"

"This deserves an Instagram photo. Would you mind taking a picture of someone washing the dishes when I'm done?" mockup

"This deserves an Instagram photo. Would you mind taking a picture of someone washing the dishes when I'm done?"

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'Our chickens are a real 'come back' story: raised organic, they hooked up with some seedy fowl, but then, thankfully, were saved by massive doses of antibiotics.'

'Our chickens are a real 'come back' story: raised organic, they hooked up with some seedy fowl, but then, thankfully, were saved by massive doses of antibiotics.'

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