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Sloaney Pony.

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

New Shoes.

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Lounging by the pool

"We're here to experience pleasure."

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

Mr Metrosexual.

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

Pearly King and Queen

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

'What - no internet? No USB ports? No socket for the coffee machine? No phone? Are you crazy? My husband was a very important CEO!'

'Don't be nervous, relax...he puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like you do. Of course, his pants are tailor made and cost $600 a pair...'

Kensington Fluffies