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Sloaney Pony.

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Wifi in Hell

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

New Shoes.

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

Pearly King and Queen

Mr Metrosexual.

"We're here to experience pleasure."

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

Lounging by the pool

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

'A coach would be nice. But vegetable will get me a BMW?'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

'Don't be nervous, relax...he puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like you do. Of course, his pants are tailor made and cost $600 a pair...'

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

'What - no internet? No USB ports? No socket for the coffee machine? No phone? Are you crazy? My husband was a very important CEO!'