Resourcefulness Aficionados Mugs

'These baby teeth are a non-renewable resource rapidly being depleted and should bring more.'

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

World Production.

"There is a great deal of evidence that big savings can be made if departments shared resources... But I suspect that implementing the changes might be problematic if we can't even get Norman to lend out his pencil sharpener."

BMA criticises 'Black Hole' of NHS IT spending

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

"Usually when a person is stranded on an island, they make a grass hut. Apparently, you're more resourceful than that."

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

A new species just discovered in the Softwood Forest...The TP tree.

'Management doesn't think we have a staffing problem...Apparently all we need to do is to use our imagination.'

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

"Let's save this gift wrap. I'm sure we can use it again. Remind me not forget about using this next year."

"He was right about saving that box. It did come in handy."

'Remember, Henderson - A penny saved is a departmental oversight.'

"Go forth and multiply under the constraint of sustainability within Nature's framework? What the heck is THAT supposed to mean?"

Blood is thicker than water. Oil is thicker yet.

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.

Couldn't you just lend me a paper clip?

"We're tolerably self sufficient. Alistair, for example, makes all our own petrol."

"That's ONE way of putting the office laminator to good use..."

"Will that be all, sir?"

'Dear, you don't think this is too ostentatious, do you?'

'hello dear, I just got my new office and i think they're trying to tell me something.'

Gas Supply To Europe

"Due to budget cuts we had to combine our athletic fields."

"Owing to his Lordship's recent divorce, the hall is now open at half price"

Phil would try anything to avoid paying hefty airport parking fees.

Leash broke - lucky I'm a 42D

Thrift: 'Collect a smaller child than your own from school... It eats less and fits the old clothes of the previous child.'

"I'll read you a story but on condition that you convert and download my vinyl record collection onto this blasted thing."

Laundromat has a bin for trash & one for unmatched socks

After Frugal: marked by difficulty parting with money. The strong inward force experienced by a unit of currency clasped in the hand of a rotating Scotsman.

"Organic food IS quite expensive... Would anyone like another pea?"