Future Paybacks - water, $400 per barrel
Resource Economist Pillows
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say, about what this war is costing...
"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"
Scarcity
"Don't just forage - upcycle!"
World Production.
Population rocket
Blowing dust off an order book.
In the future, wars will be fought over water.
'...And you're always complaining about the government's international trade agreements'
"That's the problem with liberals - they're obsessed with 'trickle down' and never 'trickle up'."
BMA criticises 'Black Hole' of NHS IT spending
"There is a great deal of evidence that big savings can be made if departments shared resources... But I suspect that implementing the changes might be problematic if we can't even get Norman to lend out his pencil sharpener."
"Stimulus is like shaving - next morning you have to get up and do it all over."
'When you take out food, energy...inflation remained at a 20 year low.'
'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'
BP Waiter: Dinner is served!
Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.
We like crbn tax. Yay! Carbon tax!
How judicious you are/How thin you spread it
News and Magazines. Economic Stimulus Package. With the price of gasoline, it seems like a bad time to fuel the economy.
"Usually when a person is stranded on an island, they make a grass hut. Apparently, you're more resourceful than that."
"I don't know which makes me happier: switching to natural gas to save money or watching the fight about fracking in order to get that gas."
'Management doesn't think we have a staffing problem...Apparently all we need to do is to use our imagination.'
You have two rocks? --- The economy is growing!
Austerity Egg Hunt.
A new species just discovered in the Softwood Forest...The TP tree.
Devil upset with the cost of his gas utility bill.
'Managing finance is integral to this post. How would you respond to a perfectly reasonable request for extra funds?'
"An iceberg the size of Connecticut broke off from Antarctica? How do the taxes compare?"
Valuable Water
"You'll thank me when you see the heating bill."
The oil crisis.
A=Gets the job done (efficient) B=Wasteful if spent (flashy) Available resources
Blood is thicker than water. Oil is thicker yet.
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