Resolution Revamp Prints

"Any New Year's resolutions?"

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Make your resolutions achievable.

"I hate this time of year."

"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."

"I'm trying to gain 10 pounds before midnight so I can keep my resolution to lose 10 pounds next year."

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

"New Year's resolutions are fine, but we should really focus on squad goals."

1080P New Year's Resolution

'New Years Resolutions, paragraph 45, clause iv in which we will attempt to clarify the term 'butter buttocks'.'

Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. Its print out says 'I Quit!'.

"My new year's resolution. . . .Not to drink out of the toilet."

'At midnight we want to move to the non-smoking section so my husband can keep his New Year's resolution.'

Wild Animal Park. How are the animals doing with their new year's resolutions? Good! The gazelle is trying to slow down and enjoy life, and the sloth is exercising more! What's the goat's resolution? To be more careful about what he eats? No, he just wants to spend more time with the kids this year. I heard the doe made a resolution to save some money. You misunderstood, Ernie. She didn't make any resolutions for herself. Her goal this year is to convince the male members of her specie

"Your New Years resolution was to give up the grog!"

D I E T F We said we'd stick together this time, but we really knew it would only last a day or two.

Please pardon the inconvenience while we remodel.

'I'm graphing the likelihood of me keeping this New Year's resolutions based on all of my previous resolutions. It doesn't look good for me.'

'I made up my mind to spend less time on line, and I was doing real well 'til they brought the computer back from the shop.'

"So what are you planning on giving up for New Year?"

Realistic resolutions 1. Give up drinking (until you have a terrible day on January 7th) 2. Exercise (until you realise it is too cold and you are too tired) 3. Eat healthy food (until you remember that you love - and in fact need - an enormous plate of mac 'n' cheese)

"This year I'm going to lose weight!"

"I'm starting my diet today."

New Year's Resolution - stop smoking.

New Year's Resolutions...

"Oh well. . . another New Year's resolution shot!"

'To show I'm serious about giving up smoking for new year, I'm going to sign this pledge.'

"Any New Year's resolutions?" "I'm going to do better." "That's a nice sentiment but a little vague. Without a specific benchmark how'll you know you've met it?" "How'll I know I haven't?" "That's oddly logical." "And achievable."

'Every year, I make a New Year's resolution, but I never stick to it, and it's embarrassing when people ask me about it...this year I'm just going to lie through my teeth when people ask.'

'There goes my New Year's resolution to be a better person.'

I made a resolution to have a more positive attitude, but god knows how long that's gonna last...