Resolution Enthusiasts Prints

'Don't look at me like that. You're the one that said we should make New Year's resolutions.'

"Do you have a one day a year membership?"

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

Geek fairies

"It's all a matter of planning...."

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Mediation Process

'OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat.'

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."

"I'm trying to gain 10 pounds before midnight so I can keep my resolution to lose 10 pounds next year."

January Joiner

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

'Attention everyone! I'd like to make a rebuttal of the resolution my husband just made about my going SHOPPING.'

Wife asking husband what resolutions he is going to make for the new century

Their first New Year's solution was easy to fulfill: turning the foodchain.

My New Year's resolution is to be a better person. Very noble. I want to work harder to improve the planet. What's your resolution, mom? Pretty much the same. To be a better-looking person? Hey! It's planetary cleanup. Nan's Hair and Nails.

'You haven't seem my New Years Resolutions have you?...The one where I'm committing to 2,5000 billable hours and pulling in 6 major clients.'

'My new year's resolution is to stay home next new year's eve.'

'New Years Resolutions, paragraph 45, clause iv in which we will attempt to clarify the term 'butter buttocks'.'

Good intentions last a month on average

New years resolutions

New Years Reolutions

"I don't have time for New Year's resolutions, I'm still working on the backlog from 1998-2000."

New Years Resolutions: Join Gym. . .Cancel Gym.

"Your New Years resolution was to give up the grog!"

"Sure-fire weight loss program."

"Ah, but that wasn't a campaign promise - It was a NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION!"

'On TV they play dramatic music as the contestants enter the ring'

Great ... Thanks to your "calendar" invention, now I have to think of a New Year's resolution.

"How much does it cost to buy a membership then never use it?"

"I really wish you'd come to me first with your problems, Tom, before going on the "World's Worst Bosses' reality show!"

New Year's Resolution.