Resigning T-Shirts

"It's my resignation in the form of a graphic novel."

'I'm leaving this damn job at the end of the month.' - 'How did you find out?'

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"You're quitting? You're walking out?? Couldn't you have at least waited until I finished outsourcing the company??!"

"My God! There goes middle management."

'I was a taxi driver once but I resigned!' 'Why?' 'I hate people talking behind my back.'

'You're resigning? What great timing! I was going to lay you off friday!'

'Being a nobody isn't so bad...You don't have to worry about becoming a has-been.'

"So finally, the liarbird flew off to the lucrative world of tell-all books, management consultancy and after-dinner speaking..."

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

Best Scapegoat

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

'Does this mean you won't be coming back on Monday?'

"Where do you see yourself getting drunk in five years?"

"Geoffrey always was a bit of a loose cannon.."

'Coach, were you forced to resign? ...'

"Hate to see you leave—you were my favorite puppet."

"I take it you're not heartbroken to be leaving the firm!"

'...and please remember, if I HAD a door, it would always be open for you.'

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

'Not for what I'm getting paid!'

Gladstone Steps Down as Liberal Leader

'This should be good. He just won the lottery!'

'I'm resigning -- so voters won't get the satisfaction of kicking me out of office!'

'I don't think I'm getting paid enough either, Osgood - Let's both quit!'

"I quit."

"By the way, I'm giving notice I start at Hooters on Monday."

"There's a rumour that someone may be resigning today."

Trapeze artist leaves sign saying 'I quit'!

Gentlemen, I'm off to join the circus

'Hoskins, I'd like to congratulate you on your leadership initiative... and if I didn't feel threatened, I'd keep you on.'