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'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

R and D for a Pharmaceutical company

'It's been fully tested to withstand lawsuits.'

"Wonderful - this will be the absolute best popcorn anyone has ever seen."

"You know what I wish? I wish you folks in Research and Development, JUST ONCE, would bring out a new product without completely reinventing the wheel!"

"Le service recherche et developpment de notre banque."

'This sugar substitute is perfect except for one thing. It's salty.'

Office doors for Marketing, Sales, and Drones.

Cereal Development Dept...'Johnston! I don't think whistle, humm, and detonate is going to catch on at breakfast.'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

In the Guru District

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

Deaths from Coronavirus

Creative department

Booster shots

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

'I've found a way to improve on light beer!'

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Research and Development: Now, Never.

"Space exploration"

Nuclear generation of energy.

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

"Has anyone else noticed that the efficiency experts seem a little robotic?"