Research And Development Professionals Pillows

'Henry, you are undermining the R&D team's confidence.'

ALLIED CHEMICAL PRODUCTS, INC., 'I'd like to transfer out of Research & Development for awhile.'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

Creative department

'I've found a way to improve on light beer!'

Research and Development: Now, Never.

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

"Whoa! Back up a second... 'R & D' stands for 'Research & Development?' We always thought it meant 'Rip-off & Distribute!'"

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

Businessman with two boxes: 'Innovate' and 'Out of Date'

'We haven't the foggiest what it does,but it plugs into a computer and retails for three fifity.'

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'

Money Tree

Facial Recognition

"R&D really created a miracle drug this time...at least it's been miraculous for our bottom line!"

Inventing Time Travel

Sales Research shows it's too big for them to carry home, sir.

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

Research, Development and Second Thoughts

'If this elixir works, I see an over-the-counter version in three years.'

'I think we've done it, Igor! This will be the hot new sports drink of the summer!'

"Looks like something exciting is happening in R&D."

'In the modern world manufacturing takes place in China. Most R&D is one in South Korea and support and logistics is based in India.'

"The safety committee fixed your invention. Now it won't keep rolling away."

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

'They want to close our lab. What's that all about?'