Research And Development Manager Prints

'You gave the Research & Development guys an unlimited budget--and they exceeded it.'

Research/Bottlenecks/Development.

'In the modern world manufacturing takes place in China. Most R&D is one in South Korea and support and logistics is based in India.'

Research and Development: Now, Never.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

Creative department

Direct Marketing...

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

Opening the door to new customers

'I've found a way to improve on light beer!'

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

'I hope you made the prospect say no three times before you gave up.'

Blowing dust off an order book.

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

"Whoa! Back up a second... 'R & D' stands for 'Research & Development?' We always thought it meant 'Rip-off & Distribute!'"

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

'We haven't the foggiest what it does,but it plugs into a computer and retails for three fifity.'

Businessman with two boxes: 'Innovate' and 'Out of Date'

'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'

Money Tree

Sales Research shows it's too big for them to carry home, sir.

"R&D really created a miracle drug this time...at least it's been miraculous for our bottom line!"

What a Guy! The Tops! - "He likes to make his clients feel important."

Inventing Time Travel

'If this elixir works, I see an over-the-counter version in three years.'

How judicious you are/How thin you spread it

Research, Development and Second Thoughts

Biblical Procurement Tales: Project Ark.