Repurposing Fanatic Mugs

"I upcycled it."

Glastonbury. After.

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Mardi Gras

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

But is it organic?

Southwark Fair.

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

Best before 65 million BC.

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

'We haven't had a family get-together like this since we were kids - Hey! Where are mum and dad?'

'Amount of white out used while writing, Moby Dick, an issue of The National Enquirer, and 101 Uses for a Dead Cat.'

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''

7 Dwarves of Fatherhood

Rubbish and Everest

Lithium Fair

Dustbin monster.

"A new Super Guardian attack vehicle? No no, I built this for Burning man."

Welsh Dragon