Reptile Fashionista Pillows

Easy knitting project

'Oh the boots? My Mother in Law bless her soul!'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

Football Chameleon

Cat Tie

Haute Suture

"I was almost that last year."

Hats and Food

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

Useless add-ons.

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

Dog Dressed to Eat

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

The Cat Spa

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Crocodile

Why would a dog wear a hat?

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"We should start wearing masks."