Reptile Fashionista Pillows

Easy knitting project

'Oh the boots? My Mother in Law bless her soul!'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

Cat Tie

"I was almost that last year."

Haute Suture

Football Chameleon

Useless add-ons.

Dog Dressed to Eat

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

Hats and Food

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Crocodile

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

Why would a dog wear a hat?

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

The Cat Spa

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'