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'Continue to support sex education in the schools if you want to, but Billy just told me that he resulted when your sperm met my omelet.'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32."

'Oh, no! It's all in euros!'

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

Barman indicates sick bucket, alongside usual ice bucket, saying to attractive woman: 'That's there in case you hear any particularly bad chat-up lines.'

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"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

"At least you don't have a needy husband and an angry dog."

'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'

"I had half a date last weekend."

"I'd like to be the first to welcome you to our company. But, I've decided not to hire you."

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

'Women, can't live with 'em, can't live without em.'

"Hurry, hurry! When you get back, we'll finish rehashing 1924 and get right on to 1925!"

'He's still on a tether from his incarceration, but one day he hopes to go wireless.'

'I guess I shouldn't have expected too much. Martin was a floor model.'

Dad said that if he's paying for the wedding, he's entitled to a little something.

"That's the man, Officer. That's Mr. Right!"

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How was your week on the lake? Twig fell in lo-love! Oh, tell me! Why did I say that? Now I'll never find out anything. Relax, momster. $20 and I can provide a full background report. Done! Boys are so communicative!

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"But you got some good reviews too, yeah?"

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

"So when you said you were a bee keeper..."

'Even women talk about the one that got away'

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"The lack of perspective kills me..."

"I can't remember if I didn't like his second book or his second wife."

"Great, but how is he in bed?"

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Every wife's dream conversation.

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