Reporting Mugs

Gettysburg Address, "Now can we have it as a sound bite ?"

God hounded by the media.

Although the Weather Service hasn't predicted rain, certain indicators can't be ignored.

"Will you stop 'tutting' until I've finished my report."

Whistle blower...

"I'll have my article pulled together in no time."

'And this is Paul, who writes our 'Voice of Sanity' column.'

'Boom or bust?'

Editor says to journalist: 'I'm looking for a reporter who is imaginative. I did just say 'investigative', didn't I?'

Comparing the headlines of three different New York based newspapers.

'We're really just a mom and pop store...if mom and pop had 600,000 employees.'

'My degree is in journalism but with a major emphasis in celebrity gossip.'

"Here are today's leading factoids, and I'm Skip Shumaker, spoon-feeding them to you!"

'There were no scandals, riots, murders or disasters today so the producers decided to cancel the show.'

"Forget what, who, where, why, when ... just get a soundbite."

'Tabloid journalism! And bring shame on your family?'

"A fake-news news story turned out to be true. We apologize for the mistake!"

"There was excitement at the match today, when a discussion over a VAR decision was interrupted by football breaking out on the pitch..."

'Now, for the world from the street, we go to out embedded reporter...'

Journalism RIP

News crews fight for coverage

Press Pass

"Solar eclipse."

Carl couldn't be reached for comment. Although, it might have been nice if someone had tried.

Business news. It's a report on an industrial company? No, it's a shady financial services firm - a "steal" company.

'School of Journalism, to-day the ethics of the cheque book'

The Reporter and the Investigative Reporter

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

Newscorp hacks into itself.

Journalist in jail

'The flurries of wind should subside by evening.'

I can quote you without using your name, but not as "a really smart senior official who knows more than you do."

We interrupt this breaking news to bring you breaking news! About half an hour ago, we interrupted "The Price Is Right" to bring you breaking news. An elderly "Price Is Right" fan emerged out of nowhere and began pummeling our news van with rotten eggs. Our newscopter is bringing us video of the lady chasing our van. What is that she's driving, Chuck? I believe that's a Rascal Scooter, Ted.

"I have bad news, but it's in bullet points!"

If Watergate Happened Now the Press Would Be Too Busy Reporting on Tweets