Report Wizard Prints

"Good report. It almost blew me away."

"I'll need some distracting hilarity on the borders of my quarterly report."

"Thank you for that summation of the charts."

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

"Baxter...about this report...your punctuation, spelling and grammar are perfect. No one can understand it!"

"One of the most compelling graphic presentations I've ever seen!"

'Not bad, Ms. Newborn. But take another crack at it, and this time remember that 'earnings-per-share' is the alter upon which all other numbers are sacrificed.'

"Yes, we do accept resumes online, but there's more to it than giving me your computer with your resume on it."

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

Deadline

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

"You inhabit the body of someone who has an impressive résumé."

'I didn't write the book report. I downloaded and printed it directly from the Internet, but I did collate and staple it myself.'

Change Management: Change can be ruf.

"I'm Todd, your waiter, and I'd like you to think our friendship is more than contextual."

'And it's not just me...Ms. Anthrope doesn't seem to like anyone.'

'This resume is incredible. Would you be able to lie this well under pressure?'

In trays read: Bluff/Blink.

How do you fell about buying your own health insurance?

"Recent research has yielded some frightening results...It turns out we are a business team held forever on a presentation chart, locked away in a supply closet."

'Next time you want to cheat and use someone else's resume, I suggest you do more than scratch out his name and put yours above it.'

"No, it hasn't anything to do with my presentation. But wait until you see how I hold everyone's attention with it sitting next to me at the podium."

'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'

"Now at this point reality intruded."

"Will you stop 'tutting' until I've finished my report."

'First the good news.'

"We don't believe in miracles. We rely on them."

"These references are excellent Mr. Canning. But do you have any from someone other than your mother?"

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

"Wow! Good news - the line is getting shorter!"

"It's a pretty good resume, but I would have like to see more bells and whistles."

'We've always needed an accounting magician.'

"I'm feeling a lot of love in the room - with the exception of that guy over there."

"We ran the numbers on how climate change will affect economic growth, but the numbers got so spooked they just kept running."

"When did you say you left school?"