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'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"At least you're not afraid to fail."

"What - you got As in Maths, Nature, Science and English? Son, haven't you watched the news or looked online - if you want to succeed nowadays you have to be dumb as dirt!"

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

"What can I say? Second grade just hasn't lived up to the hype."

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

"These fourth grade marks are confusing...I got a B on the assignment, so is that like a smiley face or a star?"

"I thought those D's meant dedicated!"

"I passed the three R's. Now I need some R and R!"

"I'm afraid these grades aren't giving me a very satisfying vicarious life."

'If you are not careful, son, you will be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.'

'I figured if 1 is good for milk, why not schoolwork, too?'

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

'Well, so my grades are A,B,C,D... at least I'm learning my alphabet.'

'You're FLUNKING me? - Doesn't SENIORITY count for anything around here?'

'Just tell him you mind your teacher and do your lessons. You don't have to prove it.'

'Mistakes were made...'

"If what you don't know can't hurt you, I'm safe from math, English, history, and science."

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

"All As? Are you hacking into the school's records again?"

"I'm doing just fine ??" as long as no one decides to do a background check."

At the Penguin fishing school: 'Gunvald has set the bar kind of high, gang!'

"Sure you can see my report card but I'll have to charge you for shipping and handling."

'Straight A's. That means good.'

"I'm the victim of negative advertising."

"That's right, Robert. Santa sends us a copy of his naughty and nice list, and we send him our students' grades."

'The ‘class clown' thing is my fault. I totally misjudged the crowd.'

'So what is the consulting that you got an 'A' for?'

"You belong to a Dungeons and Dragons group, you're a committed Goth, and you're failing Medieval History?!"

'So, you see, Dad, if we compare our overall school performance, I'm actually doing better than you did at my age.'

"What the hell happened in P.E.?"

'Be advised the information herein may not be current and is subject to change. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results.'

''Excellent','excellent','a delight' - for heaven's sake, don't you ever feel like rebelling a bit?'