Report Card Receiver Mugs

'Whenever I get a good test grade I show it to my mother. Whenever I get a bad test grade, I show it to my grandma.'

'So, I take it that this is not one of your better report cards!'

"First you said 'Don't bring home a bad report card', Then you ask to see it. Make up your mind."

'How come you don't have a rewards program?'

"My only hope is that they eventually drop math from the curriculum."

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

'Not bad, Ms. Newborn. But take another crack at it, and this time remember that 'earnings-per-share' is the alter upon which all other numbers are sacrificed.'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

"These fourth grade marks are confusing...I got a B on the assignment, so is that like a smiley face or a star?"

"I passed the three R's. Now I need some R and R!"

"I thought those D's meant dedicated!"

"I'm afraid these grades aren't giving me a very satisfying vicarious life."

'Well, so my grades are A,B,C,D... at least I'm learning my alphabet.'

Well, wish me luck. Mom and dad can handle an 'A' and two 'B's, but I've REAL-L-L-L-Y got to spin the 'D' in math!

'You're FLUNKING me? - Doesn't SENIORITY count for anything around here?'

'Just tell him you mind your teacher and do your lessons. You don't have to prove it.'

'Mistakes were made...'

"All As? Are you hacking into the school's records again?"

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

At the Penguin fishing school: 'Gunvald has set the bar kind of high, gang!'

"I'm doing just fine ??" as long as no one decides to do a background check."

"Sure you can see my report card but I'll have to charge you for shipping and handling."

'Straight A's. That means good.'

'The ‘class clown' thing is my fault. I totally misjudged the crowd.'

The UN Forest. . . after its latest 3000 page climate report is released.

'So what is the consulting that you got an 'A' for?'

''Excellent','excellent','a delight' - for heaven's sake, don't you ever feel like rebelling a bit?'

'I didn't do well in geography. I guess you had to be there.'

"It may not be a good report card but I'm working with the genes you dealt me."

'Obviously, the school board is giving an unfair advantage to gifted students.'

'Miss Harrison said it's a better report than the ones you used to get when you were in her class.'

'I'm the smartest one in the bottom group.'

'I got an 'A' in abstinence.'