Report Card Rambler Prints

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

"I was planning to grow old with Matthew Nelson, but it looks like I'll be growing old with my algebra teacher."

'Let's put it this way Tommy, if we could go below F minus you would be forging new territory!'

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

'I reckon we have grounds for a libel action, don't you?.'

"I passed the three R's. Now I need some R and R!"

"I thought those D's meant dedicated!"

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

'And it's not just me...Ms. Anthrope doesn't seem to like anyone.'

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

"But it did take hard work to get my A, B, C and D in that order down the card."

'Well, so my grades are A,B,C,D... at least I'm learning my alphabet.'

'Just tell him you mind your teacher and do your lessons. You don't have to prove it.'

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

'I'm bright enough. I just don't have the right connections.'

"That's right, Robert. Santa sends us a copy of his naughty and nice list, and we send him our students' grades."

"Your school report is brilliant! It's going straight into the fireproof box for safe keeping..."

'So what is the consulting that you got an 'A' for?'

"It's good for you. It has lots of vitamin D."

"So what is the consulting that you got an 'A' for?"

'I didn't do well in geography. I guess you had to be there.'

'I don't want to make you feel bad, but I got four stars.'

"Yes, it's report card time again."

Rudloph the Red-Nosed Reindeer Goes Down in History.

"Very impressive. Leave it with me. Mommy will get back to you by the week."

'D-plus? -- I demand a recount!'

'D-plus? -- I demand a recount!'

"As an artist, it's my job to capture the beauty and triumphs of everyday life."

"My teacher forgot to congratulate me on my great math grade. She was too busy calling Ripley's Believe It Or Not."

"While it's true most of my grades have gone down, most were on low volume."

"It's been redacted for security reasons."

"If it's any consolation, Alex, it's the first 'G' I've ever given."

'This wouldn't have happened if you'd saved to send me to a private school.'