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'There's already an aids quilt... the committee thought it would be a good idea if the club made a syphilis quilt.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Sloaney Pony.

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

Build Your Own Portfolio

'I like the way you handle responsibility, McWit, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"Here, we do not procrastinate, we 'table' things."

'Ok, here's the meeting agenda ... it's gonna be a long one.'

'...and so you see our profits, not unlike Sir Isaac Newton, have felt the effects of gravity.'

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

'Hi - I'm your company perk !'

Green Balloon

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Teamwork

'Due to cutbacks, he lost his company vehicle, so he has to improvise.'

"The numbers don't lie . . . but we do."

Internet.

Innovation tray covered in ivy.

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"

All dressed up and no place to go

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Children's Party

'In hindsight, we should have spent more on marketing than entertainment.'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'