Repair Jobs Mugs

'Tell me...what IS in the pipeline?'

Jack of all trades

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Tool Box

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

A DIY disaster.

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

Ernie likes to fix things around the house. Just today he's fixed two sandwiches, three sundaes, and some microwave brownies.

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

Home De-Po. Things you need for your project. Things you didn't know you needed until you were halfway through your project.

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

The world's most unemployable family

George is pleased with himself. He replaced the toilet seat without calling a plumber.

Fixing the TV.

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

Lazy plumber.

Bob’s Museum