Renters With A Sense Of Humor Prints

"I've learned to live with the ever-present specter of death, but mostly because it's started chipping in for rent."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

A cock up of builders

"Yes, Madame, Teletubbies."

An exaggeration of estate agents

William and Real Estate

"No pressure, but I do have another couple who are very interested."

Real estate.

Man on an Island has a sign that says: Selling Out Must Vacate Lost Lease.

'He's training for a career in law.'

'The previous owner broke his leash ...I mean, lease.'

The lessor of two evils.

'And this is the sunken living room.'

'Water is included with rent.'

'And every spring, a koi pond shows up in a corner of the basement.'

'Couldn't you people have a dog or a cat for a pet?'

When Pyromaniacs Buy A Home: 'This is a great starter home.'

'This is the last time I'm walking the dog! Our neighbor told me if spot poops on his lawn again, he's going to rub MY nose in it!'

"Considering the rental market, this property offers a fantastic view, and they'll drop the restrictions."

Hey, I told you not to buy that timeshare.

'A thief stole your key? Rats, I'll have to change the lock and reissue keys to the thousands of tenants...'

"... It's a housing bubble."

"Well yes, the beekeeper takes some of our honey, but he provides accommodation, so it's like us paying rent to a landlord really..."

Lazlo and Alan, A unique narrow dwelling with atmospheric lighting.

I thought dogs weren't permitted here. He doesn't bark so he's okay --- the landlord said "No dogs aloud."

'Su casa is now mi casa.'

"Hon, it's the landlord."

"Hey, the landlad is here to fix the sink."

"And this is where the murders took pl—... I mean, this is your bedroom."

"...and I'm sure you've already noticed how deep the carpet pile is!"

'Selling points.'

Snail Eviction

"I hope you don't mind, but I'm getting a snack. That cheese you put on that trap is getting modly

"These days everybody is trying to make a buck!"