Rent Payment Reminder Pillows

"How much are they for my rent? About three times a week!"

Your computer has every alert, alarm and reminder possible...enough with the sticky notes!!!

"What I really wanted was a dog, but my landlord won't allow it. So I got married instead."

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

"Five more minutes, I was dreaming our apartment was rent-controlled."

'I always thought Facebook was the perfect roommate...Until the rent came due.'

'This beeper goes off when it's my Birthday. This beeper goes off on the day we met. This beeper goes off on Valentine's Day...'

'Here is the lead-based paint information, Fair Housing criteria, laws regarding tobacco use outdoors slip-and-fall warning, and barring any further public hysteria, the lease itself.'

"The Bank has returned the rent cheque marked 'Insufficient funds', but it doesn't say whether that's them or us!"

"Considering the rental market, this property offers a fantastic view, and they'll drop the restrictions."

"If this is a bit beyond your budget then I've got a shoebox coming available next week!"

"Now, now sir, you know I can't give you the injection in your 'prosthetic' arm!"

"Well, thank God it's not the plumbing! Let's run down town, drop off a check and sign that lease!!"

Leonard Cohen calls his landlord

Must... Remember...

"And another amazing feature of this model, it'll beep on the 27th of each month to tell you your payment's due"

Inside Airbnb

"The fact is I don't know a single damn story about any of them. I just rent the place furnished."

"The flat I rented from you is a pig-sty!"

'No, it wasn't a horror movie, It was the gas bill'

'Still at a plateau, Mrs Johnson?'

Mystical Marty's only problem with paying the rent was keeping the quarters from sticking together.

'Damp? The bath's got a ring round its OUTSIDE!'

Rather Awkward!

Apt house matchmaker: '23 - D meet 17 - c, sublet...'

'I don't care that you've been the landlord's imaginary friend since childhood. I'm engaged to demand payment of rent!'

"I know, I know. I won't forget your birthday."

Abandoned Christmas Trees

'Don't forget to post that parcel!'

Electric Price Shock

'We lived in a shoe until the landlord gave us the boot.'