Renovation Rebel T-Shirts

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'I think you might have put that in the wrong place.'

Home Improvement

"Wow, you guys really are the home improvement specialists!"

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Wait! It might be cheaper to just knock it down and build from scratch.

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

'For heaven's sake Janet - where have you disappeared to now?'

'Oh, do you mind taking your shoes off - New carpet and don't use the toilet - new and we're eating out- new kitchen...'

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

"It may not be the hardwood floor we were hoping for, but it's SO much better than that hideous carpeting!"

"Just going to do a spot of D.I.Y. dear!"

'Didn't they tell you? I've had the builders in.'

DIY enthusiasts find a time portal behind their old wallpaper

'Hmm, back to the drawing board.'

Sleeping on the Job

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

"This isn't a fixer upper. It's a down-and-outer."

'My hubby is a self made man.'

'Tell him not to include me on his next resume...'

Lady convincing her husband to have wallpaper instead of plaster.

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

I did it my way.

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

Food waste with recycling symbol

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

A holiday at home

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

"Fresh pepper spray?"

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...