Renewable Rebel Mugs

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

I did it my way.

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Food waste with recycling symbol

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

DIY enthusiasts find a time portal behind their old wallpaper

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

These upside-down tomato planters simplify everything. But, dad. Mother nature wants plants to grow upwards. Sez who?

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

A souped up car...

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

Sunday.

Sleeping on the Job

The New Square Mile Regulator.

'The bottom line: do we wait for the government to approve it as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as a furniture polish?'

'What day is trash pickup around here?'

Wait! It might be cheaper to just knock it down and build from scratch.

"This isn't a fixer upper. It's a down-and-outer."

Lady convincing her husband to have wallpaper instead of plaster.

FDA Ingredients

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'For heaven's sake Janet - where have you disappeared to now?'

"I blame the regulators for giving predatory pricing a bad name."

'Hmm, back to the drawing board.'

'I may not be an expert, but I know an ill-sighted wind turbine when I hear one!'

A whole life devoted to the very same rubbish that will end up eating us!

It's a nice apartment but I don't want to pay my share of the national debt for rent.

Federally Guidelined

"It may not be the hardwood floor we were hoping for, but it's SO much better than that hideous carpeting!"