Renewable Energy Professional Pillows

Solar energy's great----Except in a monsoon season.

'If it isn't some wolf huffing and puffing, it's some jerk setting up a wind farm.'

Wind Energy Systems Inc.

"We grow mostly puffed wheat."

"What are your thoughts on energy renewables?"

"That? Oh it recharges my phone."

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Noisy energy?

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

Solar Panel

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

US Energy Needs.

Solar Plant

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

'He's not much fun in the evenings -- he's solar powered.'

Water power.

"The good news is, the wind turbine is working great, the bad news is, it blew all the solar panels off the roof."

Electric car

"In a move sure to revolutionize the industry, Lincoln Middle School is using Halloween candy energy levels to offset costs in November, December and January."

Sustainability

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

Ethanol and foreign oil.

'Gentlemen, I think it's time we address the issue of global warming.'

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.

Solar Power.

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

Don Quilowatte

Using public relations to change perspective about the oil spill in the Gulf...

Desert island wind-turbine.

"My husband bought me this wind-assisted, solar powered, environment-friendly clothes dryer."