Renaissance Revivalists Mugs

'If we were in the Renaissance, we'd be painting nativity scenes right now.'

Alien David statue

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

Raphael

Borgias holding a 'come as you wish to go' party

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Michelangelo is painting the Sistine Chapel ceiling and a priest comes to check how he's going - 'Michelangelo, what the hell is that? I just wanted a couple of coats of duck-egg blue!'

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

Resume Dumpers

"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one."

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

El Greco

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

Innovate or die.

"Yeah, don't worry about the smile; I'll just wing it."

"Michaelangelo the order is clear, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia."

'It's official. We replace the words worn-out, old-fashion, and obsolete with classic, vintage and retro.'

"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device."

Mick Jagger.

Oak Tree Painted in 1642

Michelangelo Buonarroti.

Old songs made new

"So the rumors are true-1967 is making a comeback."