Renaissance Fanatics Prints

El Greco

You're my Mona Lisa.

Madonna of the Pukes.

The DaVinci Code

Bowled over again!

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

Best before 65 million BC.

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

Giant Monster in Bath

'We haven't had a family get-together like this since we were kids - Hey! Where are mum and dad?'

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

The Da Vinci Cod

Currently Boston

Raphael

You're my Venus

Borgias holding a 'come as you wish to go' party

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

Michelangelo is painting the Sistine Chapel ceiling and a priest comes to check how he's going - 'Michelangelo, what the hell is that? I just wanted a couple of coats of duck-egg blue!'

'Mona Lisa, would it make you happy if I gave you a foot massage every night?'

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

"I don't know what happened, your holiness! I painted the ENTIRE CEILING!"

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?"

"When we asked you to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Michaelangelo, we were hoping you'd snazz it up."

"I have to pee!"

Petrarch

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

"Yeah, don't worry about the smile; I'll just wing it."