Renaissance Fair Fanatic Mugs

Ye Olde Barbecue Tonight

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Face painting.

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

Funnel of Love

Raphael

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

Borgias holding a 'come as you wish to go' party

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Michelangelo is painting the Sistine Chapel ceiling and a priest comes to check how he's going - 'Michelangelo, what the hell is that? I just wanted a couple of coats of duck-egg blue!'

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

'...Please stop the...'

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

El Greco

World of Cow.

25¢ Ride the Pony

"Yeah, don't worry about the smile; I'll just wing it."

"Michaelangelo the order is clear, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia."

'None shall pass!'

Knight with paint tin on his head.

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

Candle Moment

Oak Tree Painted in 1642

Michelangelo Buonarroti.

Bumper Limos

"Sorry Kid?"

Man and woman entering the tunnel of love, the man has a drill to scupper the boat.

Leonardo's first attempt

Medieval Page Boy

Roller-coaster

"Those tights pinch and chaff. We're going commando."