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Working from home

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"I'm learning to live with existence."

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

"I'm sorry, but Fred isn't available. He's spending a few days in the penalty box for not being a good team player. May I help you?"

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

Happy Brithday

"We've decided to give you a bonus, Rick. It's any change you find under the cushions."

'I don't want just a bunch of 'yes' men around here! Hire a couple of women!'

"I #*#*#* hate gardening, I'd much rather be at work!!"

"Right kids, there's no camp and no vacation, but Mommy and I are super excited to make this summer our best ever!"

Top Ten Elevator Hits of All Time

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis."

". . . And after the latest coronavirus update, we have the following cancellations - life as we know it!"

Getting employees involved in decision making can help give them a sense of ownership. Sometimes, a little too much.

'Hi--I'd like to know if you have a program that removes sand from a hard-drive.'

'Well, my company can offer the best prices because we've got the lowest personnel expenses!'

"That is six feet."

Stay at Home Yellowstone.

Christmas 2020

"Remember when we thought the pandemic was only going to last a couple of weeks."

A foreman at a construction site glares at a smoker and points to the 'Smoking Area' at the end of a high crane.

"A sense of humour is useful if you work here, especially when it comes to your salary."

"For calling in sick press two to have our psychic verify your condition."

Captain Pointy

New closures due to the pandemic

"He's brilliant exactly like me, and a lower paid version."

"Most of all, I enjoy being able to work at home."

The New Normal Literature.

Christina's lockdown

Jenkins, Gridley, Pembroke & Wynn: Dysfunctional Behavior

"We'll never catch him! Man, it's time to end this social distancing thing!"

Working from home.

"Anybody fancy getting drunk and photocopying our bottoms."