Remote Office Whiz Mugs

Working Mother

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

'Bring me another coffee would you...'

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

Teacher's Inbox: In One Ear/Out The Other

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

"Sorry, sweetie, but I have the conference room booked for the next hour."

"When you reach the bottom of the pile, you'll find this week's paycheck."

'This is a very dysfunctional company. No one will talk aboaut about the elephant in the boardroom!'

"Hold my video conferencing calls, Gina."

"Camera not working."

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

"I can see you and I'm still too busy."

"You'll be allowed to work from home two days a week... Saturday and Sunday."

'Jack, I'm on a conference call right now.'

"Braithwaite & Starbucks. How may we help you?"

"I know nobody here works with each other, but it seems like morale is down."

"I've been working remote so long I didn't know my company has been bought and sold three times."

"The reason they seem so small is because you have all 12,000 employees on your Zoom meeting."

With a bit of creative thinking, meetings with her boss had become the highlight of Joan's day.

Jeff loved being able to work from anywhere on his Windows device.

"I'm looking for something where I'm hardly ever in the office, much like the U.S. presidency ... "

Parking Meters at Tables in a Cafe

'Well I'm pretty hacked off myself - this headset is ruining my hair.'

"Back to face-to-face working, lad? I think not! Be off home with you!"

"When they said they wanted staff to work from home, I didn't think they meant our home."

'I said I would agree to work remotely, but this is a bit too much.'

'I'm sorry but Mr. Williams is out of the office, getting more biscotti.'

'Any problem working remotely?'

"Guess who finally got that corner office,honey?"