Remote Control Hoarders Mugs

"We can also sell you another remote control to help you locate this model."

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

AA Meeting Here Today

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

'We'll take two sets, for upstairs and downstairs.'

"My Gmail account is full. I can't get any more email." "So?" "I'll miss email. It was so old-timey. You could write hundreds or even thousands of words, with actual paragraphs." "People didn't see any little animations to show them you were typing. They had to actually wonder if you were going to reply." "And the spam was fun. You never got to hear from Nigerian princes while you're checking your texts." "Just delete stuff." "If you delete a few gigs of old emails, you'll be able to get n

Remote Control Duck

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

"I'll need all the information you can find on why I need so much information."

"It's the dog."

"If we get a bigger place, we'll just accumulate more giraffes."

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

'The sword in the stone was just a warm-up - now you must remove this remote control ...'

'I made a backup disc. Then I realized I wanted a backup of the backup. Then I decided just to be safe, to make a backup of that backup...'

"Since time is an issue, I didn't have time to organize my receipts."

"Bad news Dad, I've just received an e-Alert: The farmer's wife has downloaded a "Coq au Vin" recipe..."

"Harry Potter and the chamber of obsolete electronics."

"Run! My laptop is so full of apps, downloads, old documents, screenshots and junk files, it's about to explode!"

'Oh good, it looks like the few things I ordered from the catalogue have arrived.'

Amazon Prime Day ~ The Aftermath

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"Honey, are you hoarding lawyers again?"

'You've been on eBay again haven't you?'

'If it's my food supply for the winter then its different from hoarding.'

Everyday is cyber Monday.

'Will program your remotes, 25 cents each.'

'If the Mayan calendar is right, how should I back up my files?'

'I'll tell you my secret peanut butter recipe, but please don't spread it.'

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

"We saved all your old diapers."

"We do have a wonderful art collection, but it has taken over somewhat: We either need to have a bower or get professional help..."