Remote Control Hider T-Shirts

DIVORCE COURT, 'What? -- You hid the remote during the SUPERBOWL!'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

TV-Man

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

Penguin Remote

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

"I'm not the only one who hates you changing the channel every second. Now when you want to watch TV, the remote escapes."

Remote control wars.

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

"Alexa, tell me ways I can be less of a lazy slob who won't get up to turn off the lights."

Remote control car breakdown.

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

In Disguise.

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

'Helen! I'm all settled in and I don't want to get up. Would you get the remote for me?'

Mind control

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

'You can't vote him off, dear - he's the newsreader'

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

Remote-controlled Popemobile.

"In my opinion, the best invention was the TV-remote: It used to take me ages to change channel when I had to walk from the couch to the TV..."

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'? We're at the cinema!'

I'm so busy at home I need three hands. One for the chips, one for the beer, and one for the remote!

'It's the TV remote - he has a death grip on it.'

Two cowboys fight using remote control cowboys

'There's nothing worth watching on TV, but he's not going to let a little thing like that stop him.'

Note: Remote control goes inside the soup spoon.

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

'I don't think that lifting the remote control counts as exercise!'

'I know you're at home, Oog -- I can see your feet!'

Guy flying himself.

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."