Remote Control Collecting Prints

'This is even better than HEADLIGHTS!'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

Check your universal remote control at the door.

TV-Man

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

Remote Control Duck

Penguin Remote

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

"I'm not the only one who hates you changing the channel every second. Now when you want to watch TV, the remote escapes."

Remote control wars.

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

Remote control car breakdown.

'Universal remote, my eye!'

'The sword in the stone was just a warm-up - now you must remove this remote control ...'

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

Since the invention of the remote control, the average American man has gained 34 pounds!: 'Where is that thing!?'

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

"In my opinion, the best invention was the TV-remote: It used to take me ages to change channel when I had to walk from the couch to the TV..."

'You can't vote him off, dear - he's the newsreader'

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

Mind control

Remote-controlled Popemobile.

'Helen! I'm all settled in and I don't want to get up. Would you get the remote for me?'

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

I'm so busy at home I need three hands. One for the chips, one for the beer, and one for the remote!

Guy flying himself.

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

Note: Remote control goes inside the soup spoon.

Stuff You Do In Pre-natel Class.

'I don't think that lifting the remote control counts as exercise!'

Play Rush Hour